April 2013
changed my url to pandoraspinata
pandoraspinata:
because it’s slowly becoming one of my favourite albums
and by slowly
i mean
really fucking fast
internetexplorers:
errorsanitynotfound:
internetexplorers:
why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
goldenclitoris:
“hey can u turn ur music down”
u cant fucking tame punk rock
milkshakeprincess:
yarro567:
milkshakeprincess:
when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff
When you’re playing a video game and you lightly tap ‘jump’ and your character launches off a cliff
when someone reblogs ur text posts and lightly rephrases the original text and repastes the reaction image
h0odrich:
people wanna complain about writing 2 page double spaced essays for college courses but spend ten minutes hashtagging a picture on instagram
